Help Us Save Humanity!
“The revolution will not be televised” – Gil Scott-Heron
Get in, loser. We’re going shopping to save the world!
The corporate machine is using AI and automation to replace us, isolate us, and reduce us to data points. I am driving across the country to find the real people who want to fight back. We are a network of students, builders, dreamers and rebels taking over. We aren't hiding from the future; we are weaponizing it to protect our humanity.
Right now, the corporate world treats humans like gumballs. Drop a quarter in, get a brightly colored worker, chew them up, and spit them out when the flavor is gone.
We are smashing that machine.
If you were to put a giant glass jar filled with 10,000 gumballs in a room and ask the smartest AI or the wealthiest CEO to guess how many are inside, they will get it wrong.
But if you ask 1,000 average people, from your dumbest friend to a PHD rocket scientist to guess, and you average their answers together? The collective average is almost always mathematical perfection.
We don't rely on rigged algorithms, paid corporate sponsorships, or even myself as CEO to tell us what is valuable. We rely on each other. We share what works, we review what matters, and we crowd-source the absolute best products, ideas, and strategies. An isolated human is a target. A connected network is infallible. Apes together strong.
Come with me if you want to save humanity.
OUR STORY: THE WAKE-UP CALL
I didn't care about the AI hype at first.
Then, I watched a machine pass the Bar Exam. I watched it score higher on an IQ test than 98% of the human population. I watched it obliterate the Wonderlic. I watched as it got me the number 1 ranked resume & cover letter for a dream job, at a fortune 5k company paying over a quarter of a million dollars per year.
When those headlines dropped, most of the corporate world panicked about job security. But I didn't see the Terminator. I saw a better way forward.
What happens when you have an assistant with general intelligence sitting in your corner? Having AI doesn't make you obsolete; it gives you the suit from Iron Man. I used this technology to test my limits, training myself to code at an enterprise level in under six months.
I didn't do this to build a billion-dollar tech monopoly. I did it to prove a point: Technology should be a force-multiplier for human potential, not a replacement for the human soul.
THE ARSENAL
Let me be completely transparent. I already built the tools.
The Job Bot that bypasses automated HR algorithms to get your foot in the door as the # 1 canidate? Done.
The Social Media Engine that scales your voice without paying a predatory $4k/month agency? Done.
If I ran this like a normal tech founder, I could take 1k members, run a standard 90% profit margin, and quietly pocket about $900,000 a year.
I don't need venture capital, and I don't actually need help running the software.
But I don't want to be just another tech bro hoarding wealth. I want to smash the machine, not become it.
THE MATH (SMASHING THE MACHINE)
10% - 14%: My Capped Salary The moment we hit 1k members, I am intentionally cutting my earnings from $900k down to $100k a year. I only scale up as the community scales up (adding a zero to the network adds a percent to the cap: 1k to 10k members is 10% to 11%).
I am taking the pay cut because this movement is bigger than a profit margin.
40%: Backing Main Street Big banks won't give loans to mom-and-pop shops anymore, even if they have great business sense and decent credit. We will. We take 30% of the revenue, park it in stable, tangible assets (like S&P index funds and bonds), and use that to co-sign and collateralize loans for our members.
30%: Jobs and Accessible Education College has become a massive debt trap. 60% of entry level jobs are being cut for those who expect to graduate in the next year. We are using this 30% of our revenue to directly fund entry-level jobs and internships, but we are also building full, accessible bootcamps equivalent to an MBA, a BSBA in Marketing, a Vibe-Coding bootcamp that feels like watching a TikTok (short & easily digestible content), and many more tools that will require mid to senior level experience as we grow together.
Why marketing and business?
Because understanding business and marketing isn't just for corporate suits. Whether you are an artist, a mechanic, a student, or a founder, knowing how to communicate your value is how we survive. We are making that education accessible for everyone.
Oh, and we are bringing back remote work, because unlike the corporate world, we aren't holding massive, toxic commercial real estate bags that we are trying to justify.
10%: The Referral Engine We don't want to pay tech monopolies millions for ads. If you bring a person or business (Yes we have b2b tools too) into the network, this 10% goes directly into your pocket as an ongoing referral. Get paid $100k annually for every 1k members you bring in as long as they stay with the movement. Finally, a professional network that works for you.
10% (Scaling down to 6%): Marketing Just enough fuel to keep the movement growing and taking market share away from the legacy players. Once we are up and running this wont be as needed. This is where my take will come out of as we scale so we are still directly empowering our members with the remaining 80% of profits.
NO EXPENSIVE OVERHEAD
You don't pay for expensive office costs or over paid executives. Just experts who care about your business.
LOCALLY OWNED & OPERATED
We are from the Northwest. We operate in the Northwest. Ask about in person meetings
AVAILABLE BANDWIDTH
Marketing firms are notorious for taking on too many clients in pursuit of profits. We keep under 10 clients per expert.
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